All About Access

The other day I was cleaning my office and came across a paperback dictionary. “How quaint,” I thought, “a relic from the distant past.” Quaint?!? The distant past?!? Wow… I might be in need of some help… Apparently I have joined the class of technology-dependent people for whom life itself will come to a sudden and devastating halt if the power goes out. But I’ve decided to live in denial. After all, how often does the power actually go out?

As a technology-dependent person, I am on a constant quest for better, faster ways to do, well, everything. And for that, Microsoft Outlook is a godsend. Sometimes, late at night, I consider that it may also be a sinister plot on the part of Bill Gates to take over the universe. (more…)